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FIGHT 'TIL I'M DEAD, AND THEN I'LL DO IT ALL AGAIN. text / voice / video / action.

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My best friend is a vampire.

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your friend will likely still creep me out

vampirism is usually corrupted magic, where i'm from

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were they born a vamp?

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My friend is actually unable to creep people out because he's a "social gay clubber butterfly with excellent choice in music" and is pretty awesome.

It's dark magic where I'm from.

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No one is born a vampire they were all turned. By someone who was turned by someone who was turned by someone who was linked back to one of the original Mikaelson sirelines.

Like Klaus.

Kill an original you kill the entire line they sired.

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oh he's a party vamp

that's kinda cool

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also that's

mighty convenient for hunters, if you think about it. it's like domino effect kills.

bad for the vamps though. not all creepies are bad.

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He's very cool.

He doesn't hurt people.

I keep hoping he'll show up.

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Mmm you think?

The only thing that kills an Original is a white oak stake from a certain white oak tree that they burned down a thousand years ago.

You can neutralize them with a silver dagger dipped in the ash if you stab them in the heart but they have a habit of getting out of that.

Their mother who created the immortality spell, or curse if you ask Kol, salvaged one of the stakes and created a dark object that supposedly was unbreakable. Of course Klaus found a way to destroy it. So now, there is no way to kill them.

Did I mention Klaus is immune to the dagger to the heart because he's half werewolf?

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keep your hopes up! he might just come by any day now.

and then you'll introduce him to us and we'll go party somewhere nice.

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you like sucking the hope out of nice things, did you know that

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why not just kill the werewolf part and then idk starve him until he gets emaciated?

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i mean it's not ideal??? but it's not like he can bite people if he can't move.

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He'd love that.

He'd love it here.

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His vampire immunity carries over so you can't hurt him. He's immune to everything a vampire and a werewolf are immune to. He is literally unkillable. There's no hurting his werewolf side because his vampire side protects it and vice versa.

As for starving him. It's an idea, but his siblings would simply help him.

This is all ideally assuming he doesn't fatally bite any vampires or hurt anyone while trying to starve him.

i'm not judging at all

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he'd love me too

maybe

i'm wishful thinking right now

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what about like, if you put him in an iron cage then throw it into the middle of the ocean? magic seal it so it doesn't rust and he can never get out.

that sounds like a compromise.

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Not if you called him creepy.

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Your vampires are weak to iron? Ours aren't. If anything I'd have to put a barrier spell on him in a cage or a coffin as he preferred to put his siblings in.

I created a dagger that worked on him, but it was flawed apparently.

But, sure.

Put him in a cage, put a barrier spell on it, lock it with a witch's knot and then his siblings either kill me, torture me until I undo it or torture me until I undo it and then kill me.

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vampires are still magic where i'm from, the rules still apply. you don't screw with magic, you know?

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and. you know, if you're really committed to this scenario?

end it. kill yourself or get someone to do it. that way no one figures out how to unlock him from the bottom of the sea.

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that's what i'd do.

one text for all of this sry

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Died once, got the t-shit, not fun. I was a virgin sacrifice for a ritual my coven forced me to do.

But maybe that could work, actually. I could do a barrier spell, and a cloaking spell, lock it in place with a witch's knot and then hide that somewhere locked up to a doomed bloodline.

It could work.

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it could. if there's a way to be evil there's a way to be good too.

sorry about your death though. my condolences.

at least you won't go to hell?

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I'm not good. I've hurt too many people to be good. I wanted to be a good guy but it never works out like that. I'm always just another weapon or tool for something in the French Quarter.

Everyone dies sometime, I guess I'm just going to get to twice. It's okay.

Can't go anywhere worse than I've been living. I hate to run away from fights, but I've never wanted to run away from a place more in my life.